Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

Robert by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

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A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Robert by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

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Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

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Robert by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020

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Another black dude with ah big dick that's gone eat that pussy and fuck you good

Robert ate my pussy and fucked the shit outta me

Robert by Karatto December 19, 2016

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Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

Robert by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017

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a fat baby who eats butter exclusively for lunch and is addicted to madden mobile. He is too afraid to talk to Izzy

look at that obese infant, wow, what a Robert

Robert by jamie42 February 16, 2018

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