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Tommy Robinson Diet Plan 

Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.
"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."

"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."

"Thank you."

Pulling a Robinson 

Pulling a Robinson is pretty much rampaging when your angry. it usually results in smashing your head through a mirror punching walls, breaking things, and screaming and crying.
yeah i did. I heard his face is totaly screwed. What is it with everyone Pulling a Robinson now days?
Pulling a Robinson by Autaum August 14, 2010

Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.
George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

Katie Robinson 

Whoa its her, I mean eugh, its Katie Robinson
Katie Robinson by yeo098 July 8, 2009

Pat Robinson 

When one takes a crap and upon wiping his ass realizes his sphincter is completely clean...much like the evangelical Christian minister.
"I wasted toilet paper today in the stall man...cause it was a Pat Robinson."
Pat Robinson by Rod Swain April 24, 2006

king robinson 

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!

-King Robinson 2015
There is no example statement. -king robinson
king robinson by Butterbooh October 14, 2015