Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!
Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Only the shooter is responsible mug.

Take responsibility

For me stealing from you....

You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."

Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the Take responsibility mug.

worthless response

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol
by MGGY February 18, 2018
Get the worthless response mug.

response ability

one's ability to provide a satisfactory response when being directly addressed.
Miguel: So how are things going with Sarah?
Alex: Dude, she still hasn't replied to me from two nights ago on Skype.
Miguel: Damn! She's got poor response ability.
Alex: Yeah...
by cupids.bullseye April 04, 2014
Get the response ability mug.

One word ass responses

Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.
Me: wyd tmr
He/ she: ok
One word ass responses
by ilovemymfgirlfriend November 19, 2022
Get the One word ass responses mug.

The Ultimate Response

When you make a response that is so ultimate that it is The Ultimate Response.
"Ha ha! Take that fellow netizen! I just double comboed you with my epic super ultimate response! I call it, The Ultimate Response!"
by ComputerWorld February 05, 2024
Get the The Ultimate Response mug.

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.
You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.
by sweet_thang December 21, 2016
Get the fidouchiary responsibility mug.