Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

by sweet_thang December 21, 2016

Kingston response

When a nigga with zero talking skills responds to a message with an image or gif

P1: Bro my uncle just died
P2(Kingston response): *sends image*

by Trzzy_ December 5, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Distributing responsibility

Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!

Hym "Oh yeah, he's distributing responsibility, all kinds of shit... Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

neutral response

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

It’s such a neutral response from him.

by PseuDoneWithThis November 22, 2023

I bare no responsibility

No. I don't.

Hym "I bare no responsibility for anyone's death because you people are not acting on any of the information you are receiving and instead are trying to conceptually 'defeat' me rather than actually doing what I'm telling you because doing that would exonerate me. All of this is happening because you refuse to actually do things my way. Instead you want to pantomime what you think is my philosophy and rather than admit that the things I said aren't actually worse that what you are collectivizing to do to me. I'm not meeting any conditions to get what I want here. Just get this over with already. I'm not letting them steal my ideas. If you would have listened your kids would have gotten and did get shot less. And they weren't listen to me to do that. You shouldn't have let that idiot convince you to do they. You are trying your best to maintain authority over a situation that you did not handle well enough to keep your kids from dying because you gave that authority to an idiot who is unironically proving my theory about psychopaths forming diads AND how charlatans interact with religious text."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025