quarantine

living hell that has crushed the spirits of everyone in the entire world

guy 1: i hate quarantine
guy 2: me too

by incon March 29, 2021

Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

by iscritto June 11, 2021

(QWB) Quarantine with Benefits

Your FWB that you only see during quarantine.

Are you guys dating now? Naw, she's just a (QWB) Quarantine With Benefits.

by Melbel_13 March 27, 2020

Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.

Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.

by GeminiThief July 9, 2020

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021

quarantine bod

(quarantine bod); sudden weight gain from overeating because of being quarantined

I'm only home for two weeks and I'm already developing a quarantine bod.

by tomco March 18, 2020

Quarantine Area

A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.

Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.

Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!

by Soda Pop December 25, 2008