quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

Quarantinnials

The generation born nine months after the coronavirus quarantine.

There was lots of down time during the shelter-in-place order that birth rates increased. The birth of the quarantinnials.

by Themanchacan April 20, 2020

Quarantine worthy

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.

See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

by Hailey Comet April 25, 2020

quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

quarantime

The time in your life when you stay home for endless days, become alcohol dependent, and develop fears about going outside and seeing the Sun.

I quarantime so hard that I think I'll never get rid of this jaundice.

by Muhammad McLovin May 2, 2020