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hippie punching

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.
1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.
by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010
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punch drunk

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.
I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.
by Chad Deese October 17, 2003
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Korean Punch

When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.

Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.
Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.
by cloudbear December 10, 2009
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Dronkey Punch

A variation of the donkey punch:

A donkey punch while flying in an airplane; or a Superman punch (jumping in the air and punching) to donkey punch a chick.
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so instead of my usual donkey punch, I switched things up and went for the dronkey punch.
by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
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Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.
Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.
by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018
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cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.
Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.
by VICERN January 13, 2014
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chrome punch

a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch
if that guy doesn't watch it i'm going to follow him into the bathroom and give him a chrome punch
by cowboy01 April 13, 2007
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