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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 4, 2005
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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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psycho bitch from hell

Someone so unhappy with themselves that they must find fault with everything, besides themselves. Someone who has to complain about every little thing, even when nothing is wrong. A total cunt.
Debra wants to run your life; she is a psycho bitch from hell.
by incowgnito November 5, 2012
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psycho skank

Similar to a skank, but taken to an extreme. Psycho skanks tend to be slutty and also exhibit stalker or other creepy tendencies.
That psycho skank pushed her way through the line for this hot celebrity. She was putting on make up all the way through and even invited the guy to dinner.
by AnimalChild1 April 28, 2009
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psycho babble bullshit

anytime someone says something totally ridiculous and you just wish they would shut up.
by lisaprada February 2, 2010
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psycho bitch

1. A raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. Such as her boss on countless occasions sexually harassed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. Or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. Falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. Can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can't stand working with her. After 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. Now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. Bitches for no apparent reason.

5. Goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. Sits, mopes, and bitches.

7. Incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic chores, such as letting the cats piss all over.

8. Totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (Be careful she drives an SUV and has bad car insurance.)

9. Thinks she can hold a two way conversation with Jesus and God. (Did not realize this was possible??)

10. Someone who needs to be put in a mental institution for life.
Beware of the Psycho Bitch.

Thank God the Psycho Bitch left me for the Human Resource Manager.
by gerr June 12, 2006
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Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008
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