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Prodicer

Pruh-dice-ser

1) A person who is excellent at craps, yahtzee, or any other dice based game

2) A person whose job it is to melt ice, by getting on its case about its job, home life, or anything else it really doesn't feel like talking about
1) I'm not going to invite Ms. Maron to the Bunco tournament on Friday, since I found out she's a prodicer

2) Did you hear, because of global warming, Chelsea is in danger of losing her job as a prodicer down at the plant?
by Fox Zerro July 17, 2011
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Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.
Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
by FullDevolution January 13, 2014
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proximute

Hey faguette (Proximute)
-hi
You shoud KYS today!
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Yay!
-kbye
by proximute May 2, 2017
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Provical

To act like a 12 year old.

To do do sill things
You are being very provical
by Tronener October 3, 2017
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Proficiat

Something Justine says when she can't be arsed to type a full sentence like how do you expect to have a conversation like that wahmen?
Tim: Hey kijk naar dit filmpje dat ik heb gevonden op Youtube.

Justine: Proficiat.

Tim: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
by C4ctus June 4, 2018
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Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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probicism

A practice of probing into the private sector through unethical and sometimes illegal means.
I was a victim of probicism
by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019
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