wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 05, 2022

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

thot proof

You can resist girls (thots) that always have a new boyfriend or in somecases she can't get one

Yo brian and mekhi yall see that girl over there go holla at her
Her she go to my school nd she a piranha thot said brian
And I don't love no thot and your thot proof mekhi told me

by dj thot proof May 25, 2014

Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.

By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Where the proof

A little sentences 5 dumbass boys made up

Teacher :why are you talking and not doing your work

Student : where the proof

by Depriestmoolah21 October 14, 2019

Translation Proof

The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.

A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!

B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.

by Ahmed Zidan July 25, 2011

Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 05, 2018