Preston

A beautiful girl with a fat ass. She’s always there for you and looks like a goddess! Everyone wants her and all the girls wish they were her. This girl’s always super friendly but a high key a freak by night!

“Yo did you see Preston?! She’s lookin extra thick today!” boy
“She’s bad as hell!” boy

by OBTHOTS20 February 28, 2019

Preston

Preston, a rat and snitch with no friends, uses too much gel and will forever be alone.

Preston is such a snitch he is almost as bad as snitchnine

by ramennoodlelia March 7, 2020

Preston

A preston is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos

boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston your dad got raped in jail.

by Centrelink-Aus September 5, 2020

Preston

A short fat hobbit with a knack for beefy men like Darius.

Eww what smells so bad, oh Preston in the room I see.

by dariusplayer69 November 10, 2020

Preston

Absolute idiot annoying and very very not hot

Ewww is that a Preston you can really see it in his weird looking face!

by Child of Satan February 16, 2020

Preston

The hottest man alive other guys cry because they see how hot he is he is also a bad ass and he plays baseball and soccer and goes ice skating

Oh look at Preston over there getting the girls I wish I could be like him

by Skullripper0519 January 24, 2017

preston

how to describe preston? he lights up your day when you hear his soft voice.no matter how fucked up your life his,taking to him makes you escape your real world,reality,the present,what ever you call it, you escape it with him and it makes you love him with your very last breath.no matter the between you and him,wether you just got off the phone with him or just got on the phone with him,it feels like he is with you always,like he somehow made his way into your lonely heart and slowly grew his own piece into it.he just makes you just feel alive and young,your never insecure with him,even if you have them,he breaks down your walls and somehow you find yourself fully open to him.he makes the funny jokes i mean like borderline cringe but you find yourself laughing with him so you can hear his soft laugher in return.he just makes you want to repeat some of your best memories you made together.he makes you crazy,like staying up for hours at night just to talk or laugh,counting down to till midnight together on new years and preston screaming i love you into the darkness in the middle of the night just for you,he didn’t care how dumb he looked doing it,he just cared about making you feel loved and special by screaming it out to the world. and so they say,love makes you do crazy things and loving a preston,you do crazy things all the time,but you do it all just to end the day,by hearing him say “i love you” into the phone (:

girl 1: *shows picture of preston* to other girls

girl 2: he is hot omgg

girl 3: omg his genetics do be spicy doe *grools*

girl 1: well preston is my guy :)

by yazisntbasic January 14, 2021