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ninja points

Points awarded to an individual for being sneaky, ninja like, or bad ass.
Jumping off a 8 story building, rolling and jumping into a bush, raping your rival ninjas girlfriend (willingly), and eating his lunch in front of him without being caught.

result: 10 ninja points.
by Ducky Ninja January 17, 2008
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princess points

Status points measuring style, grace, and overall fierceness ascribed to female impersonators by their fellow drag queens'
First coined in the movie "Too Wong Foo" . As drag queens are often a catty lot, any individual queen's princess point total is subject to wild fluctuations and change at any time.
Ooh girl that was so not fierce, (snap, snap) you lose ALL your princess points.

Love the gown, major princess points Miss Thing!
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
by Tara I'm Terrible December 15, 2010
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Alcohol Points

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points
8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points
by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011
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Double Points

To scream at someone so hard that you also vomit, and then you keep screaming and vomiting simultaneously, so that when you scream the vomit goes everywhere.
"Caroline screamed at Rick so much at the bar yesterday that she threw up all over him. She scored double points!"

"Yeah, she really gave him an earful."
by Iain1285 November 9, 2011
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Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
by TheOldBreed December 19, 2010
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Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
by Bryan November 29, 2004
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