poop film

the microscopic layer of feces left around the ring of the anus after wiping any size shape or consistency of turd.

I don't want you to lick my pussy b/c I just took a shit and Im afraid you'll get a dose of poop film, I wipe north to south.

by SwampoO April 11, 2009

poop chute riot

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.

'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

business poop

Those fecal deposits made in utmost haste, with a complete absence of reading or other tom-fooleries.

I have class in ten minutes. This needs to be a business poop.

by William Forrester IV March 20, 2010

i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

work poop

Getting paid to drop off a load. Best shit ever

I took two work poops today at Sound World.

by methhhh April 22, 2014

wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

Ali-a poop sock

When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock

Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock

by Sorbic April 12, 2020