Potato 

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

Potato by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato 

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

Potato by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

Potato 

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

Potato by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

Potato 

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

Potato by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato 

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

Potato by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato 

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

Potato by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato 

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

Potato by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019