Potato

1. The raw form of french fries
2. How millennials describe themselves

Omg I'm such an awkward potato

by saltybuthonest October 25, 2016

Potato

Gay man, slang term used to conceal what someone is talking about.

That guy is such a potato. There are too many potatoes around here today.

by Firebear October 13, 2008

Potato

Verb. To hit or be hit.

Did you see that cop potato that protesters head with his club?

by AJ March 30, 2005

Potato

The female genitalia, commonly found inbetween the legs.

"Shit man, look at that girls potato!"

by The Gow-man March 20, 2009

Potato

Potato. It's a way of life
A way of living
Everyone is a potato
No one can change that
Sure theres ugly ones, gay ones, pretty ones and depressed ones
But only 1 is the best
And that my friend is a baked potato (no that is not a racist joke chill)
Now I shall say, all potatoes go to hell

Ur a gay potato. Ur an ugly potato. Ur a potato.

by LonelyPotato55 September 14, 2019

Potato

The only thing that holds life as we know it together.

"Potato." -Person #1274913514

by MeeseFTW October 31, 2014

Potato

used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.

Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."

Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."

by Fofanzz November 16, 2014