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Harry Pothead

This is a book that appears briefly in Scary Movie 2. Christopher Kennedy Masterson gives it to the main funny bitch in school one day saying something like hey you dropped this. DUH you morons.
harry pothead is a fake book seen briefly in scary movie 2
by b-bo December 7, 2006
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harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince
Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)
by lolomatick January 24, 2007
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Harry Pothead

Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
by chitsb August 18, 2011
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HARRY POTHEAD AND THE SORCERER'S STASH

Spoof of Harry Potter in which Harry, Ron, and Highmonie have to recover the evil dude's stash of marijuana in order to save the world.
Today we watched the greatest movie of all time "Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stash".
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011
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Harry Pothead

1) A spoof of Harry Potter in which the characters smoke weed.
2) An insulting nickname for Prince Harry, who is rumored to have smoked pot.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Harry Pothead

Someone who is both a Harry Potter fan and a pothead. We may talk about Harry Potter often when stoned, and party relentlessly when new books or movies are released. We get high before watching the Harry films in a theater and probably sneak some liquor in as well.
Harry Pothead 1: Hey where we gonna stop for vodka? Half-Blood Prince starts at 4.

Harry Pothead 2: Let's stop at State Street's liquor center it's on the way.

Harry Pothead 1: Rockin'! Then we can smoke a joint in Veteran's Park, still have time to pig out at the city mission, and even smoke one more joint on Hamilton along the way! Hey what kind of vodka you want?

Harry Pothead 2: Potter's! What could fit this epic day better?

Harry Pothead 1: Far out! That's the spirit..I am so hopin' we score some doses of acid at the mission
by West Empire Anarcho November 5, 2009
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