porch climb

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

Porch Crawler

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?

by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010

pocahontas vibes

Someone who loves nature, or who has otherwise been raised by treehuggers.

Chloe: Oh my gawd why is she rolling around in that pile of leaves??

Tristan: Cos she's pocahontas vibes.

by pumpernickel pumpkin pie October 12, 2011

porkhollow

A piggy bank.

"You sure hope this guy's got a swollen porkhollow. He just landed himself in {parking} citation city."

by laevatain November 12, 2011

Porche

The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

- I think I'm going to buy a Porche
- You should first try to spell it correctly...

by lelu the only one April 5, 2008

Porch

A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.

Let's go sit out on the porch

by Curtiss66 October 30, 2016

porch monkey-spear chucker

a slang term for a black person

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!

by B-rad G September 20, 2005