poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

by drey&rin December 28, 2002

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009