The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,
Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
by Folfsky October 22, 2011

by drey&rin December 28, 2002

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"
by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

by godsWork July 15, 2021

by back of my hand September 17, 2009
