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Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013
mugGet the Poptart Theoremmug.

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.
by Im cool like that April 25, 2009
mugGet the Poptart Retardmug.

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.
Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
by Folfsky October 22, 2011
mugGet the Swedish Poptartmug.

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
by drey&rin December 28, 2002
mugGet the evil poptartmug.

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"
"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."
by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016
mugGet the Indian poptartmug.

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart
I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast
by godsWork July 15, 2021
mugGet the Dirty poptartmug.

poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart
Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night
by back of my hand September 17, 2009
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