PooBagger

PooBagger is a One-Step Solution for removing pet waste from your yard and property. Snap on a Bag ... Scoop up the Poo ... Directly into the attached bag. Unsnap bag directly into trash container. Uses ANY plastic bag.

I keep my yard safe from Pet waste bacteria by picking up the poo with PooBagger.

by PooBagger January 10, 2015

pooagami

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

by A & K October 27, 2017

Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

by Ging1 June 12, 2020

Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

by Chickychicky12 March 11, 2019

Squee poof

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

pooaxe

n. a dick head that messed something up.

The pooaxe smashed his car again

by TheZed January 13, 2005