Polish Payday

The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.

Thousands of people gathered this year at the North Pole to witness the first annual Polish Payday.

by Sparticas37 December 4, 2009

dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

by bigjimslim November 25, 2013

Polish Roulette

Same as russian roulette, but used with an automatic pistol, instead of a revolver.

Two BLOODS were playing polish roulette. Not a bad thing at all.

by Tha BK September 16, 2006

Polishing the bishop

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

polish bike ride

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.

by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

Polish Bubble Juice

1. Polish Bubble Juice or PBJ, is a pink colored, bubbly drink from Poland. This drink dates back to the early 90's and was served at college fraternities as a part of some hazing procedures.

2. A drink (as described above), commonly drunk by healthcare workers working the late-night shift.

You: "Hey, Dr. Joober, is that PBJ you're drinking tonight?"

Dr. Joober: "yeah."

You: "Rad, dude. Polish Bubble Juice."

by Jagermeister550 January 6, 2011

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010