the four points

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).

Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!

by The Doctor of NY November 5, 2020

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Another phenomena, similar to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death, but instead of pressing the keys in a west-east direction, said human being decides to type them in a snake-like pattern, starting from the top row, right corner going left then from the middle row, left corner going right and finally from the bottom row, right corner going left.

Ugh, I'm so bored, I guess I'll be poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz

by ChippyDippy April 1, 2017

The Disney Point

Cast Members must point using two fingers or their whole hand, as its rude to point with one finger. When pointing with one finger a guest may think that the Cast Member is pointing at him/her.

When giving directions to a show or attraction the Cast Member will use The Disney Point.

by DCM2007 December 10, 2008

Poif

Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.

"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"

by simplified insults August 19, 2023

till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)

I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.

by Brf June 19, 2006

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

ball point pen ass

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

by Kamikariad March 31, 2015