Polish Tailgate

The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.

Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.

We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!

by Crazy Driggs March 5, 2011

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

polish shrimp

Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.

"Look Tony, polish shrimp!"

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

Polish Payday

The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.

Thousands of people gathered this year at the North Pole to witness the first annual Polish Payday.

by Sparticas37 December 4, 2009

dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

by bigjimslim November 25, 2013

Polish Roulette

Same as russian roulette, but used with an automatic pistol, instead of a revolver.

Two BLOODS were playing polish roulette. Not a bad thing at all.

by Tha BK September 16, 2006