parglebort

The correct way to pronounce parentheses, parenthetical interjections, or numbers surrounded by parentheses.

At one time parglebort had to be said at both the the open and the close of the parenthetical phrase. However in recent years it has become widely accepted to use parglebort only once.

Take the sentence:
I don't eat meat (except for bacon.)

1) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon.

Traditional Usage

2) I don't eat meat parglebort except for bacon parglebort.

by nextrube39 January 26, 2011

Plagg

Some cat creature that’s called a kwami that loves Camembert

Someone: Who is that black cat thing that loves to eat cheese
Me: oh that’s Plagg!

by shesnotjustafriend May 12, 2021

Plagg

A Kwami that likes Camembert

" Plagg Claws Out!"

by Tripping Over Rain May 22, 2021

SLUTonic plague

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.

Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae June 30, 2008

Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Wuhanic Plague

The preferred name of COVID-19.

Everyone is freaking out over the Wuhanic Plague

by Christopher Ray July 19, 2021

The white plague

The white plague refers to the group at your school that are primarily white trash. Usually the white plague skip school to consume illegal substances so that they can come back to school and tell everyone how high they are. A common activity for the white plague is to skate and buy normie clothing at stores that sell expensive clothing

Taikesha: aw shit iz the white plague.
Malcom: aye that wigga nick stole my weed

by Fortnite836473 June 1, 2018