Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.

"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"

by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021

plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

by Krkič July 7, 2019

bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.

Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.

by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.

Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions

by Feedyamutha December 16, 2008

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

by GooseAbuse May 6, 2007

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017