Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline

Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)

by Pauline right up the nose June 12, 2016

bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.

Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.

by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010

jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.

Yo, pass that jazz plant.

by GooseAbuse May 6, 2007

sprouting plant

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."

It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!

by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022

plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.

"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"

by Krkič July 7, 2019

Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.

"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"

by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021

durr plant

A beautiful meme in which a man points at a plant and exclaims "Durr plant!" repeatedly.

Man 1: Damn Derek! Back at it again with the white vans!
Man 2: That's not a real meme. You wanna hear a real meme?
Man 1: Sure, go ahead.
Man 2: (Points at plant) DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT!
Man 1: That has changed me as a person. Thank you.

by Parascout August 29, 2016