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Les-pining

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay
I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice
by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020
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Prinking

Pre-Drinking

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.

Also shortened to 'Prinks.'
Man 1: "Are you coming to the club tonight?"

Man 2: "Yeah, but i'm prinking at John's before; i'm running low on cash."
by wmwxqf March 15, 2009
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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008
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picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."
by barber of seville December 15, 2012
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Picking a Roach

Removing a pubic hair from from one's teeth after sex.
"Hey baby, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I was just picking a roach"
by Evan87 October 25, 2008
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pinging

When u have so much energy you are bouncing off the walls. Your always happy and you just want to jump around like a retard...
"Hey dude what's up with you today, you're really happy?"

"Mate, im pinging!!"
by *Apple* April 16, 2006
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Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.
Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
by Fav May 1, 2008
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