1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!
*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
by A true lover :) July 26, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Dick mug.A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005
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When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.
by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015
Get the puertorican thundergod mug.A Pietro is a lanky boy, usually taller than your average Italian who spends most of his free time being the King of Fifa. Shy to strangers, but very charming, a Pietro keeps his Hairstyle fresh and sleek. He always takes pride in how he looks and has a large head to carry his big brain.
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Get the nekkid Puerto Rican girl mug.A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".
by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009
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