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picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007
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Picasso Pussy

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy
by palbopicasso June 28, 2016
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pica

an abnormal craving for and eating of substances (as chalk, ashes, or bones) not normally eaten that occurs in nutritional deficiency states (as aphosphorosis) in humans or animals or in some forms of mental illness —compare GEOPHAGY
Cletus, how many times do I have to tell you to lick that knife off afore you stick it back in the butter. Land sakes, boy, you best be-have or they'll make you mayor of Pangburn.
Pica: if one person does it it's sick but if thousands do it it's an affirming cultural experience
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Picard maneuver

Tugging down the botton hem of your Starfleet uniform tunic, Jean-Luc style, after making a command decision.
"I'm going to the bathroom to do number 2. You have th bridge, Number One." (Execute Picard maneuver here).
by Kimber Mullen December 10, 2008
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Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"
by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009
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Picgasm

That warm and tingly sensation one receives after viewing a particularly “exciting” non-pornographic image.
That photo of Zachary Quinto gave me a "picgasm."
by LVDA February 6, 2010
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to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.
That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.
by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011
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