plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

plutonised

To be excluded or no longer part of something you've been in for quite some time, expecially if its due to size.

Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.

raymond: whys michelle crying?
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.

by jyx3 May 25, 2010

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

Phuong

Phuong said he showed up on his face and then his wife had a baby boy or girl he said that she had a little cousin that she said was that he sent me that I don’t think I was a girl and I didn’t mean that she didn’t like me that she didn’t know that I didn’t know what I mean I didn’t know that I didn’t know you didn’t know what she said was that I was going there to say yes I do and she was saying she didn’t know that I was a little cousin and I was just saying she didn’t know what I mean she said yes

Boy1: I have a phuong

Boy2:I have an izzie I want a phuong though

by Phuong111111 October 22, 2020

phton

A desperate attempt to write "photon" fast that ends with the word misspelled because you almost fell from the chair while typing it.

-Quantum mechanics is nuts, I don't understand anything and I want to sleep. Let's see if Urban Dictionary has a definition for photon.
kaaapooooom
-Ah! My back...The chair...fuck.

Gets up
-Fuck, I didn't even write the word right. I wrote phton.

by Frikiboss March 31, 2021