Perry’s Game

Perry gets to be “it” and criticize anyone he likes. If you get mad, you lose the game. If you fight back, you lose points. If you agree with him, you lose dignity. Point of the game: Let Perry say what he wants, and try to ignore it.

“Perry’s Game is literally just him feeding his own ego.”

by anonymouslyannoyed September 1, 2019

Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

perry central

hick, hillbilly’s, drives tractor to school and in the middle of no where sucks at sport

people at perry central are hicks

by nooneknowsmelolololo February 7, 2020

Perry Bowled

Like a bread bowl. Perry Bowles is the act of eating a hearty soup. (Typically a mixture of beef stew and rice). After ingesting the mixture, you lick the females anus and upon inserting your tongue. Barfing in between in cheeks (which is the potato bread) into the butthole. Thus filling the asshole with a hot soupy mixture.

Dude, I wouldn’t hook up with that girl Perry totally perry bowled that bitch

by Turk92 December 15, 2019

Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!

Perry The Platypus is so hot

by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020

perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022