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peasant handshake 

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
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Peasant Juice 

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”
Peasant Juice by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Peasant master 

The master of all peasants
Peasant master is a horse man, funny horse man
Peasant master by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Peasant pad 

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.
Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.
Peasant pad by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society
The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.
Peasant Pimp by Smkeking October 2, 2023

Peasant Poop 

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
Peasant Poop by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

Peasant Chocolate 

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.
Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)