Peacock's Tail

Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).
Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?

Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.

Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.

Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.



by orangepotiron April 23, 2009
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Peacock Party

A party for gay men where the participants show off their "peacocks" in some way. Usually the men will dress with bright or shiny clothing near or on their cocks. Nudity may or may not be allowed or required.
Are you going to the peacock party tonight? I wanna see some huge packages, man.
by iamlolforever October 17, 2010
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Proud Peacock

The act of pulling ones penis out of the vagina during intercourse at a fast rate of speed, then preceding to thrust one time into the partners anus in hopes that ones anus is tight enough to pull the condom off and leave it sticking out the back door. if done correctly the man will strut his arms like a peacock while shooting his load, and the female will unknowingly walk away with a condom sticking out of her anus.
So I was blacked out right, and apparently I gave this chick named Mckenna a proud peacock and never talked to her again.
by Seward's Finest August 24, 2008
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peacock block

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.
Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"
by wedgestreet December 02, 2009
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Peacock's Claw

When the nipple is siezed by all five nails and pulled outwards, the nail marks around the breasts are known as the peacock's claw.
My girl was so turned on when I gave her a peacock's claw last night.
by js82jumper April 19, 2010
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walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.
by Zeze.X February 24, 2018
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Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 01, 2014
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