Patrick

A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.

Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats

strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.

+ The following permanent buffs

Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)

Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)

Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro

Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
by zetsu86 December 30, 2022
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A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.
Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.
by Jebus42 October 21, 2019
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So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer
Patrick is dumb
by That.one.girl.lolllll January 07, 2021
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Patrick is awesome
by BDE999 February 20, 2022
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A red haird boy who died his hair badly that resemble bloody tampon
by Milkcourtst November 05, 2017
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A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".
Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG
by MR>LIT February 25, 2020
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Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
What the fuck” - Kathy
by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021
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