Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument

Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”

by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

patrick

fucking rainbow hair retard

Patrick isn't straight

by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy who will seem like the sweetest guy ever. He’ll always tell you how pretty you are and make you so happy and then he’ll cheat on you and break your heart. Don’t get involved with a Patrick because he’s bad news. Patrick is also the type to break up over text and not tell you that he cheated.

Girl 1: OMG Patrick is just the cutest
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.

by Frick you all June 29, 2019

Patrick

patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.

girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny”

by tylerfine105 May 1, 2019

patrick

Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet

He's such a patrick!!

by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023