pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

Patronz

Usually, this move was used by the Nigerian women in the late 1930's - the early 1940's. It was a ritual used for men to pick a certain women based on how well she shakes, or slides across the circle. Nowadays, usually young adolescent girls mirror the same types of dance moves with different variations.

Dude, look at that one girl in the tight booty shorts named shannon doing the patronz!

by TheArtifactHunter July 13, 2009

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

by B-rizzle November 30, 2018

Beast Patrol

When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.

It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.

Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.

(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.

by Rogue Squirrel February 10, 2010

Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"

by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.

Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!

by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011