Partisan

Valuing the good of the tribe over the good of all.

"Billy rose to the top of his small town community after adopting a brishly partisan stance against city people, a small challenge considering all people opposing him were far away in the city or too scattered to protest."

by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Partakable

A word to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Man 1: She is rather partakable...
Man 2: I would very much like to partake!

by HallyBear April 9, 2010

Parnika

A nerdy but hot & sexy girl

Wish Einstein was Parnika

by pari12346 December 30, 2009

ASS PARTICLES

The molecular particles that fill the air and spread outward from the bathroom after a bowel movement. Occasionally, Lysol is used to cover the odor, and those particles form a bond with the ass particles making the odor even worse, and causing the stench to linger.

It's lunchtime, but I dont want to make a sandwich untill the ass particles from the bathroom dissipate, they may contaminate my food.

by EJ877 December 23, 2007

Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

by coldpaws January 30, 2005

Partial Albino

A person or animal that is very deficient (but not completely deficient) in melanin (color or pigmentation of hair, eyes and skin).

A complete albino has white hair, red or pink eyes, and white or pinkish skin.

Don't make fun of albinos! Jesus Christ may have been a partial albino.

Revelation 1:13-16. Isaiah 53:2?

by Al Bynoh May 17, 2009