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Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.
The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.
by anonymous December 24, 2023
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Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.
Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!
by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023
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YOU PARASITE

by Serial Designation X November 26, 2023
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Parasite

Usually a female but can also be a male human being. Who are the worst life forms known. Thier character has no loyalty to either good or evil.A goddess is loyal to her god and vice versa, as well as a wife to a husband and a prostitute is to a pimp. Even a demon has loyalty to the Devil. The parasite has loyalty to only foolishness or childish behavior or self gratification and sexual impulses or substance abuse. And by all means will cross any line to make those things possible. A parasite goes through life unable to to do accomplish anything that takes time or dedication and focus. They are only concerned with with the false power that they think they are receiving from self sabotaging themselves as well as others. While simultaneously living in repeated patters of a constant never ending rotation of sexual partners and relationships that they become attached to until the host/sexual partner is either to weak or starts to fight against the low vibrating parasite and then they will quickly find another host.
She is beautiful on the outside but she is a parasite ,she will sleep with your friend or family member or arch rival just to get attention or simply because she is bored.
by Dr.Melindez January 1, 2023
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The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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Parasite

basically a person that nobody likes but thinks he/she is the best at basically everything
He’s such a parasite”
by MickeyCraig69 May 9, 2020
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Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.
She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.
by Chrischras September 10, 2020
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