One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy 

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

Shanky Panky 

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

Shanky Panky by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

STANKY PANKY 

condition that exists when an individual is wiping his/her ass and the index finger crashes through the toilet paper, usually on purpose.

i was chasing space angel around the other night and she wouldn't give it up. i ended up going to sartori's, taking a dump and getting a stanky panky.

STANKY PANKY by charmin boy July 30, 2009

shithouse palsy 

When you've been sitting on the toilet so long, you cease to have any feeling or control of your legs.

I've been shitting so long I have the shithouse palsy

shithouse palsy by ThePinkHairedPsycho January 19, 2014

Sexy-palsy 

Sexy-palsy is what you have when you're super hot, but dumb as a thumb tack.

That chick is sexy-palsy, but I'd still do her!

Sexy-palsy by Taylor Maide July 7, 2017

Stanky Panky 

One that uses his or her fingers on a female virgina for sexual pleasure after pulling the fingers out they have a smell. (hance the term Stanky Panky)

Jamarlo received a Stanky Panky from the girl next door.

Stanky Panky by funky bunch February 15, 2008