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Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.
I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022
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Pandemicgender

Pandemicgender is "when your mogai gender is a disease and infects millions bc youre an irresponsible dumb fuckoff c**" (Example taken from the Bible page 68 Ross 1:58). It's the same as the plague, but more dangerous. The same as ISIS, but more explosive. The same as kinnie drama, but even more stupid. Not even your beloved Danganronpa character Junko Enoshima can save you. Not even Hitler's soldiers can defeat this. Must be made up by a jew.
A: Doctor, what caused her death?
B: The pandemicgender, sister.

A: yo b lets hook up x
B: ok <3
~Later on~
A: girl fuck u i got the pandemicgender disease now
B: This is a new cellular device in which I've acquired, meaning I no longer recall the recipient of this digital message.
by pancdemiclover1 May 1, 2019
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Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting
by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020
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Pandemicamonium

The widespread panic of buying stupid amounts of toilet paper, or none, and other similar behaviors pertaining to the shopping experience if faced with a communicable disease at a societal level. Whilst avoiding public places, bleaching surfaces, and sporting masks as a general rule at all times due to a fast spreading disease that is worldwide, but doesn't appear to have decimated the population.
I went to twelve shops today to find bogroll! It was pandemicamonium, shelves were bare, and staff were spraying antibacterial spray through the entrance.
by Michelleemmjay March 16, 2020
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 16, 2020
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Pandemicy

DM’ing your ex and and missing him.
Hey I’m bored I’m gonna stay home and play it safe in this Pandemicy and dm my ex.
by Jjlawre March 20, 2020
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pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!
I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!
by AxonL May 5, 2020
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