Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

papal cut

Any chip, chop, groove, graze, fissure, furrow, nick, nip or laceration suffered at the hands of his Holiness.

You think the Pope got it bad when he was attacked at his Midnight Mass? His attacker had at least 7 papal cuts that required stitches.

by Catcm18 January 21, 2010

Pagalax

(Pah-gah-lacks) 'Pagalacks' or 'Pagalax' is the male genitalia often referred to in a derogatory context. Pagalacks first found its home in London, England where word got out it was the new 'penis'. Some say the term was coined by a wise man tired of the redundancy of penis synonyms. This literary fad has been catching on and making waves over the world wide web and will soon redefine the penis moniker everywhere.
It may also be used to describe ineptitude and oafishness. A moronic individual may be judged a 'Pagalax'. It may also be the predicate in a noun-epithet.

1. "That man skinning pagalax dry so. "
2. "Something smelling like pagalax."
3. "What the mudder pagalax going on here?"
4. "He is a dumbassed-pagalax."

by Anonymousguyfromsomewhere September 22, 2006

Padalicious

When you eat a Paddle pop

it is classifyed as Padalicious

Bronte thought the chocolate paddle pop was

Padalicious

by Bdizzmon April 26, 2011

papal infallibility

The Catholic belief that the Pope is infallible; that is, he cannot err whenever he defines a doctrine of faith and morals, since he is guided by the Holy Ghost.

Papal infallibility is a paradox; at one point in time the non-infallible Pope declared himself infallible. But if he was not infallible when he declared himself to be so, then how can he make himself infallible all of a sudden?

by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008

pakapaka

Pakapaka is widely recognized as meaning etcetera, etcetera or "..and so on". The origin of the word Pakapaka is not known although linguists believe the word was first introduced during the late 19th century by indian tribes located in the South American rain forests (probably Brazil). The current English usage of the word Pakapaka is "Bla-Bla-Bla" however North Americans prefer to use Yada-Yada-Yada. This recent cultural transformation of the word began in the late 20th century and was influenced mainly by leading anthropogists such as Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer. The word PakaPaka is also known to be widely used in the Middle East particularly Israel where it is used as a derogatory term meaining "you are full of shit".

We chatted for a while, you know just the usual pakapaka (yada-yada-yada)

by The Lion King March 15, 2005

Papal Delights

A specific workout done on a bench/machine in which the user moves only the body-- from the waist up-- in quick downward motions, working out the abs. It simultaneously satisfies and titilates the pope, cardinals, and assorted clergy.

Dan: Man my abs hurt, I did about 100 Papal delights.
August: Dude, sounds rough.

Pope: Mmmm

by Kneegrowmancer October 25, 2007