Pagalax 

(Pah-gah-lacks) 'Pagalacks' or 'Pagalax' is the male genitalia often referred to in a derogatory context. Pagalacks first found its home in London, England where word got out it was the new 'penis'. Some say the term was coined by a wise man tired of the redundancy of penis synonyms. This literary fad has been catching on and making waves over the world wide web and will soon redefine the penis moniker everywhere.
It may also be used to describe ineptitude and oafishness. A moronic individual may be judged a 'Pagalax'. It may also be the predicate in a noun-epithet.

1. "That man skinning pagalax dry so. "
2. "Something smelling like pagalax."
3. "What the mudder pagalax going on here?"
4. "He is a dumbassed-pagalax."

Pagalax by Anonymousguyfromsomewhere September 22, 2006

pagaladmi 

A absolute idiot who has no life and sits online all day talking to kids.

Your such a Pagaladmi...

pagaladmi by Pagaladmi May 14, 2021

Pagalavan 

Usually, this term is often used in Asian culture to define somewhat "Unlucky" people. In most cases, it is also used to refer to someone who repels the opposite gender, meaning that they absolutely have zero ability to get into a mutual relationship ,or seemingly "repel" the opposite gender, let alone experience sex with them. When it come to the same gender though, this term is coined to be of someone who is intensely please by sex with the same gender, i.e homosexuality. They are very fond of gay rough sex and think day and night about it.

Jackson : Yo shawty you from Tennessee? Cuz you the only ten I see.
Jake: Nahh who let this guy cook?
Josh: Bro is Pagalavan

Andrew: Dude I need a girlfriend, like for real.
Bastion: Nahh cuz ain't no way your Pagalavan ass getting a girlfriend

Pagalavan by Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka March 6, 2023