Eye Pad

An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.

The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.

by DKWSea August 9, 2012

Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.

"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."

by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010

Pad hunter

One who seeks out Maxi Pads in trash cans used by women you are highly attracted to. This is followed by masturbation using the maxi pad.

going on a pad hunter mission: Visiting a friend you are attracted to and seeking out her used maxi pads in her bathroom waste basket.

by pad hunter October 17, 2006

Rat pad

A flophouse where informants hideout for safety.

"Hey have you seen O'Sullivan?" "No, he's been at the Rat pad for weeks."

by Homegrown Hops September 16, 2008

bitch pad

Motorcyclist slang for a small pillion seat mounted to the bike's rear fender.

I saw Big Mike out riding with Steffy back on the bitch pad.

by The Demon Prince October 17, 2006

lad pad

a house full of boys just out of school. the king of bachelors the ultimate destination where it's at.

where you going tonight?

just hitting up the lad pad

by chelody esopha May 6, 2010

helicopter pad

trimmed pubic hair - like a landing strip, only shorter

I waxed and tweezed down to a helicopter pad

by Sweetnsexy January 31, 2006