Patrick

A deceptive and cold hearted married player.

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.

by Derra December 19, 2021

Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"

Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.

by I'm a general weeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 10, 2022

Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument

Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”

by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy who will seem like the sweetest guy ever. He’ll always tell you how pretty you are and make you so happy and then he’ll cheat on you and break your heart. Don’t get involved with a Patrick because he’s bad news. Patrick is also the type to break up over text and not tell you that he cheated.

Girl 1: OMG Patrick is just the cutest
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.

by Frick you all June 29, 2019

patrick

fucking rainbow hair retard

Patrick isn't straight

by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018