dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

promise

A really shitty and conceited person. Doesn't know what a friend is. Good at manipulating and doesn't care about who or what she does it to, as long as she gets her way. Usually seen as a snake.

That girl Promise is a wreck!

by bobbilovesvagina October 27, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.

you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe

by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

promise 😊

the biggest lie one direction has ever told. aside from denying knowing anything about rbb, but that's a whole other thing.

directioners: "will there be a one direction reunion?"
one direction (specifically louis): "promise 😊"

by sunflowervol6 April 25, 2022