proctoregonian

An 80 to 89 year old person who lives in Oregon and is an asshole or exhibits the behavior of someone who could be considered an asshole.

All Oregonian drivers drive like old assholes. Proctoregonians.

by bloomphase March 9, 2023

Proctored

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.

Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.

by Canton MA October 2, 2023

Proctored

Being proctored is when a guy in a high school locker room (usually gay), gets tied up and his teammates put a plunger on a door, and slam it into his ass. This originated from Proctor high school in Proctor MN

“Lets proctor him tonight!” Or “ is someone getting proctored in that locker room?”

by Bandit 22683 July 20, 2025

proctostomy

from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'

earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car.
phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.

by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

proctonomics

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

by OCH October 15, 2012

proctologically resourced

Information pulled from ones ass.

He proctologically resourced all of what he said.

by rek0v3r May 24, 2014

protorney

A pro se individual acting as their own attorney

Jim went to court acting as a protorney

by Stan-The-Man April 1, 2015