queer pressure

1. The act of a homosexual trying to get you to be just like him

2. The act of a homosezual trying to force you to engage in unusual sex.

Bob: Hi Fred. Wanna have some fun?

Fred: AHHHHHHH! Queer pressure! My dad already made me do it. Not again!

by Andrew Won June 10, 2007

peer pressure

an all powerful force that keeps us from learning from other's mistakes

Jim's uncle died of lung cancer, but its just this once, and all of his friends are lighting up.

by lankybrown December 2, 2004

pressurize the cabin

Rolling the windows up after getting some fresh air while driving a vehicle on the highway, usually by the driver on a roadtrip with multiple people and often after purging the cabin.

Damn! That was a real stinking cloud you cut loose with back there. Now that the air is clear, I'll pressurize the cabin.

by Kahoki November 19, 2007

pressure wank

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

by Karlos December 25, 2008

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

Pier Pressure

One day festival in Gothenburg, Sweden. It'll be on 1st of Juli.

The bands witch is set so far is:
*My Chemical Romance
*Gogol Bordello
*Chemical Vocation
*Sunrise Avenue
*Sugarplum Fairy
*Neverstore
*Sounds Like Violence
*Avril Lavigne
*Mando Diao
*Billy Talent
*Blindside
*Kid Down
*Enter Shikari
*CKY
*Less Then Jake
*April Divine

I'll be visiting Pier Pressure,
will you?

by Bloody.Obsession May 11, 2007

Dump Pressure

Serious pressure of having to take a big shit

During gym that guy had dump pressure and shat himself.

by mczigger November 24, 2011