porn

i like porn
i like porn
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porn

Potatoes and corn mixed together in a bowl, on a plate, or heck you could even make it on your light fixtures!
WOW THIS PORN LOOKS DISGUSTING, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
by Maddox Brenner June 23, 2017
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porn

A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit October 5, 2008
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Porn

A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
by ddragon03 February 26, 2009
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Porn

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn
by J_E_S_U_S June 29, 2008
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Porn

An educational video that should be shown in school to a bunch of little kid under the age of 18
Jah: Hey Jeff did you see that teanna trump and Lissa Ann porn in class yesterday

Jeff: yea mr. Craig showed us
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Porn

Porn is when someone videotapes sexual intercourse. There are types of porn for all sexualities. Most porn videos are filmed in a studio with popular pornstars and an entire camera crew.
Man: “Dude, I just found porn on my computer. Should I ask my daughter or my wife first?”

Girl: “ I just orgasmed to lesbian porn last night. I think it was the most powerful orgasm yet!”
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