self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

business with pleasure

A girl who is capable of satisfying you while staying professional

Jan is such a business with pleasure!

by Catholicism February 29, 2016

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

Pleasure Nazi

A bitter asshole who creates arbitrary rules or makes it unnecessarily impossible for anyone else to enjoy things just because he doesn't want them to.

@EureekaHavoc: You don't fool me, iPhone 5. I know your internet servers don't allow us to watch any porns, you goddamn Pleasure Nazi.

by Word_Nazi September 12, 2012

Nerf pleasure

Nerf pleasure is when you put a toothpick in a Nerf dart then you shoot the Nerf dart in your anus

Hey do you want to do Nerf pleasure

by Lone the Crusader November 10, 2020

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

Pleasure Provider

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.

Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..

by lacefrogface January 31, 2009