phd

pimp and hoes degree

of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)

by andrewtape August 19, 2022

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

phd

Pretty hairy dick

Damn you got a phd (Pretty hairy dick)

by J.J Onlatunji July 22, 2022

phd

perfect hair day

I finally have a phd

by prefectertyui July 21, 2022

PHD

It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama

I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night

by Youraveragecocksucker April 24, 2023

PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021

PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

by SuperBAW January 22, 2021