u.p.s

Un-protected sex

Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber.

"Yeah, I had u.p.s last night"
"How was it"
"Wet and warm"

by Woodlands February 27, 2009

3 p's

The process of shaving or waxing your pussy, pits and pins (legs).

Oh I really wanna get laid tonight," said Gay Shmelt, "I better go do the 3 p's just in case!

by shmelty51 May 25, 2011

P.S.S.

panty sniffing syndrome; when one cannot stop sniffing panties

God momo chill out with those panties, your P.S.S. is getting real bad, i think im gonna need to call Dr. Guidry

by g.beezy January 23, 2008

Bohemian W.A.S.P.

Bohemian W.A.S.P. (1943 – Present day)

Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.

A recent example of this phenomenon that is currently in the fourth generation took place at the W________t restaurant in San Francisco. “I was completely baffled when the man at my table gave me his credit card!” Says Clarence __________, a waiter whose name is also somewhat of a Bohemian W.A.S.P. derivative. Clarence continues: “The man was tall, about 6” 5” with blond hair and blue-green eyes. He was reading the linear notes on the sleeve of a Benjamin Britten Compact Disc, possibly the War Requiem. I overheard his wife with striking patrician good looks talk about Milton, and how difficult the Latin translations were at Yale.” “I truly thought I was in the presence of the real thing, especially when she referred to her son as “Harold the IIIrd”.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”

A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.

by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

S.R.P.S.

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

L.P.S

(L.P.S) Lost Puppy Syndrome refers to a friend, individual or person who tends to not be capable of doing things on there own. One who isn't able to go out and find things for themselves. They prefer to travel with at least one or more individuals to go from place to place. This generally is the case for that one friend who can't go to a party themselves. They tend to be avoided by most people.

Example Situation 1

(Person 1) Wheres the party at?
(Person 2) (Insert place of party here) i'll see you there
(Person 1) Oh could you come meet me at (Insert Place of meeting)
(Person 2) Nah get your ass up here!

By the end of the night Person 2 is totally shwasted while Person 1 sits in their room all night.

Example Situation 2

(Person A) Dude he really has L.P.S
(Person B) Oh whats L.P.S
(Person A) Thats just Lost Puppy Syndrome

by Mangocruz February 28, 2010

S.P.A.T

'Single Parents Alone Together' is a fictional support group for single parents, in the movie 'About A Boy' starring Hugh Grant, Rachel Weiss and Nicholas Hoult.

The group S.P.A.T's , motto = "Single Parents Alone Together!Single Parents Alone Together!All for one and one for all!"

by Granty2k8 July 4, 2008