Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.
Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
by Smileymary May 2, 2022
The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.
My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.
by Wod-c July 13, 2010
An aspiring Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around around or follows as self proclaimed Alpha Male influencer.
That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.
by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023
Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
by Mr. Gullible July 25, 2008
When, during sex, a man stands on the bed and the other party gets on their knees as the man cums all over them.
Phil: yeah man, me and Sarah were doing the deed and she asked to be nuked from orbit, so I figured why not?
Jeff: kinda weird but you do you
Jeff: kinda weird but you do you
by I_gotta_shit January 12, 2023
The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.
My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.
by Tribaltattoo0573 April 30, 2009
Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.
by Coolmac October 14, 2003